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CARGAL? |
CARGAL is a project to promote free webculture and to provide a plattform for everyone to express him/herself.
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CARGAL ist ein Projekt um die freie Netzkultur zu fördern und jedem/r Interessierten eine Plattform zu bieten, sich frei zu entfalten.
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If you want to get in direct contact with us use a jabberclient
and go to the conference "cargal" on "jabber.cargal.org"
more infos
Wenn du mit uns in direkten Kontakt treten willst benutze einen Jabberclient
und gehe zur Konferenz namens "cargal" auf "jabber.cargal.org"
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Wo werden Leute, ob CARGALvereinsmitglied oder nicht, gebraucht,
welches Thema würde sich über Aufmerksamkeit freuen?
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Workpages of CARGAL |
Essays, Manifeste und Geschichten
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| Ultimate guide how to get TOASTED by EVERYONE
Last updated by Lotussteve on Saturday, 23/11/2002 - 20:27 |
This is going to be the "ultimate guide how to get TOASTED by EVERYONE, not just the BOfH ;-)" !!
SO YOU THINK YOU
a.) ARE THE ONLY ONE WITH THIS PROBLEM?
b.) SHOULD RECEIVE AN ANSWER IN IRC OR NG`S THE MINUTE IT IS POSTED?
c.) DON`T HAVE TO TAKE A LOOK AT A MANUAL,SINCE OTHERS HAVE DONE THIS AND WILL TELL YOU INSTANTLY?
IF YOU ANSWERED ONLY ONCE WITH "YES".......READ ON.............
- RULE #1) Everybody listen, me important!
You are the center of the universe, earth stands still when your voice is heard.
Never think of such minor things like work,family or hobbies the others on the list/the newsgroup might deal with, only YOUR question is important!
- RULE #2) NOW, better YESTERDAY!
Never wait longer than 5 minutes before you complain that nobody answers! It`s your time after all!
And if somebody at last cares to answer, nag him to the utmost extent! Killfile? Scoring? What`s that?
- RULE #3) Details? I thought u r experts, r34l h4x0rs?
Of course we are! We just have to gaze into our magic 8-ball, and will solve ALL your problems at once.
Even bring you and your ex back together,clean your livingroom (via sub seven) and send your mother nice greetings (via I-Love-You.txt.vbs)!
- RULE #4) I don`t like you and your kind, but please help me!
Best to start a plea for help with an insult, since we are only a bunch of hunchback servants that feel no joy on the things we are doing....
- RULE #5) I know something you don't know!
If you discover a solution for your problem before anyone answers, NEVER care to post it!
A simple "I found it out myself" is enough to keep the others motivated to search for themselves.
- RULE #6) I'm the superior being. Bow before me!
When others tell you that you're breaking the rules of the group/list or disobey the netiquette, whine.
Even better flame that person first for being an arrogant asshole, before you flame him again 30 minutes later for not helping you.
But probably the best thing to do would be to start a new thread with the name of the person in the subject and complaining about not being treated like King Louis XIV.
Don't be scared, a PLONK won't hurt that much...
- RULE #7) NEVER use a search function. They're all evil
Start your topic with "I know this question must have been asked at least 1000 times...".
We don't mind to use the search function for you. What else should we do with our worthless time?
Getting out of our dark, messy and "this-is-real-geek-no-women-allowed"-flats and finally let the sun burn our pale flesh?
Nay, come on... who'd like to do that?
PLEASE ADD OWN STUFF!!!!!!!
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